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Bored

October 1, 2014

This impromptu scene of Bruce and Selina at a high society party was inspired by a panel submitted to Chris Dee’s tumblr…

Bruce and Selina in BORED

Bruce and Selina in BORED

Read it here.

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Fools and Drama Queens, As Wrong About Gotham as They Are About Selina…

September 29, 2014

Those not expecting to buy a bridge in Gotham tonight are invited to peruse a Catwoman origin worthy of the character and meet a Selina Kyle with the class and background to make her Batman and Bruce Wayne’s equal.

“Characters come alive, and when you’ve read them, you’ll never read Batman the same way again… and you’ll understand that the comics (and movies) truly do have Catwoman all wrong.”

“Short few paragraphs brilliatly illustrate why this Catwoman is the real one and the rest are cheap imitations. She’s brilliant, ferocious, is not afraid of anyone, but is sharp enough to accurately assess everyone, including Batman, and handle them accordingly.”

“I’ve rarely come across an author that is capable of consistently delivering such pathos and insight into characters and through the lens of the minds eye, insight into ourselves.”

Yes, Cat-Tales fans, I was going to save this announcement but Cattitude will be the next audio book read by Caroline Sharp and when you hear this sample, you will see (hear) why I couldn’t wait to share.

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Deep into That Darkness Peering

September 3, 2014

The new chapter is here. 
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Spontaneous Generation 5:  Deep into That Darkness Peering on the Cat-Tales website and mobile-friendly mirror Cat-Tales.mobi.

Sweet dreams.

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So this happened

August 5, 2014

On the off chance anyone’s forgotten where we left things, it went something like:

“Jason, don’t,” she whispered before it hit, then a dizzying spell gripped her mind like the flash of a distant explosion reaching her before the sound of the blast.  The first waves of fear and dread, moving at the speed of light, reaching her before anything else, then the concussive blast of betrayal, the pain and cruelty, treachery and lies.  Finally, the sound of the explosion: “Change, change the form of man; free the prince forever damned.  Free the might from fleshy mire; boil the blood in heart of fire.  Gone, gone the form of man, and…

catwoman vs etrigan and batman vs poison ivy in cattales: spontaneous generation

Demon: noun. Actually has nothing whatsoever to do with Ra’s al Ghul

Picking up where we left off: Spontaneous Generation Part 4: Metamorphosis on the Cat-Tales website and mobile-friendly mirror Cat-Tales.mobi.

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A Double Homicide in Gotham’s Park Row. One witness, juvenile. Unsolved.

July 23, 2014
Cover of Cat-Tales: Casefile 00000-001

Casefile 001

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Batman’s Day Eve

July 22, 2014
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The most illustrious Demon’s Head has just figured out the Internet. Tremble, Tumblr. Tremble in fear.

This is probably a good time to mention that if you take Ra’s al Ghul as seriously as he takes himself, Cat-Tales is not for you.

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It’s Batman Day Eve, and just in case you had any thoughts of enjoying it, Mr. Freeze would like to remind you that Life is nothing but a cold and hollow walk to the grave.

Also a good time to mention that nothing helps celebrate three-quarters of a century combating evil like the emo poetry of a human popsicle.

Happy Batman Day-Minus-One

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Happy Batman Day Minus-Two

July 21, 2014

As the march to Batman Day continues, so does the epic confusion about holding up signs on the Internet. You’re up, Harvey.

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Batman Day Minus-2

But, but…  Oh why do I even bother.

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Well, we knew his sign would be nonsense

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